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Punch Magazine Issue 117 Friday September 2022

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The Official Weekly humourous and satirical publication of MIKE JESSOP

Punch Magazine Issue 117 Friday September 2022 The Story of Everybody, Somebody, Anybody And Nobody

1.8 million unemployed + 5.5 million who don't want to have to work ( off games) - aweful lot of people That's 35% unemployment not 3.5% what are these guys on - drugs!? Albanese being the prime candidate no wonder he wants to legalise cannabis

117th ISSUE Including: WHIG PARTY HACKS #22

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Whig party hacks #22

Birds and bats eating all your mango buds never mind your mangos ( or any other fruits and nuts) a bit like our incumbent politicians

Take one wine box cask liner and using a pair of scissors cut and fold it out into a rectangle

Cut out a 2" / 50mm strip in spiral fashion around the whole sheet into a glittering snake that will freak out those dickies something chronic!? - remember they're not sharing anything with you

Retain and don't cut out the round dispenser tap but use as the snake's head and use it as a retainer to hang over a twig or branch when you install it in and around your mango or other tree

Show me a bird that will not try to avoid a 4 metre snake in your tree and I will show you a lie!?

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This was my favourite completed staff motivation card at IBM (UK) Ltd and relates to Federal State Local and in fact any other organisation and motivates my involvement in The WHIG PARTY

The Story of Everybody, Somebody, Anybody And Nobody

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.

No one took responsibility so nothing got accomplished.

Remind you of anything in politics!?

This will occur anywhere there is a culture that lacks accountability.

Whose Job Is It, Anyway?

https://www.lollydaskal.com/leadership/story-everybody-somebody-anybody-nobody/

Regarding education the following relates to what children should be learning at school
1 Learn to pay Attention
2 Listen to Instruction
3 Obey Direction
4 Accept Discipline
5 Learn to work with people
6 To finish the job ( aka completed staffwork)
Courtesy The WHIG PARTY ( and IBM (UK) Ltd)
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